Welcome To The Mess That Is My Life!

Types into Google, “How to write a blog”

Umm excuse me, but don’t you need a degree or at least have your shit together (excuse my French) in order to be a blogger?

If you think I have my shit together, or even in the same room, or the same damn house as me…then you are in for a very rude awakening!

I watch all of these YouTubers/tik tokers, and read blogs about peoples lives that basically seem like fairlytales. Even the content where they say their house is a mess….don’t get me started….

Their “mess” is literally my cleanest day ever

Disclaimers/truth revealed

  • My skin care routine is probably trash, jk there is literally no routine whatsoever! #pandaeyesforthewin
  • I haven’t washed my hair in, honestly not sure how long.
  • My house is like an episode of the hoarders. Well like halfway through the episode where they are in the demolition part before it gets better.
  • My man/hero just cleaned out the fridge from all the month + old veggies that I had gotten when I decided to turn my life around and eat healthy….
  • The baseboards in my house look like I smeared mud on them and lets not even talk about the floors….aka the bottom of my socks are scaryyyyy!
  • I had to restart the washer for the second time since I left them to long and the stench was nasty!
  • What about the three dead orchids that have been on top of my hutch for literally 6 month or longer… like what the heck!?
  • The list could literally go on for hours. It’s embarrassing and depressing, but it is currently my life.

So if you think I have anything in order, then shewwwwww, get de foookkkk out, you don’t belong here. My blog is for the people that don’t have their shit together like me.

Please Lord, let there be other people that are just as a mess as me!

I DONT WANT TO BE THE ONLY ONE.. *insert sob..

So, if you feel like any of this is you or you can relate, then HI, welcome to the mess and chaos that is my life!

Anyhoo, this blog/journal/confession/nightmare, whatever you want to call it, is going to be about real life and hopefully a journey to a, I don’t want to say “better me” because lets not get to carried away, but lets say a more organized mess!

I am going to be tackling a bunch of trial and error ways to get my shit in order! 

Follow the journey that is sure to be a,

tramedy (tragic comedy)

And maybe you will not feel alone, and we can sit and laugh and cry together in the chaos that is life!

Ok, love you byeeee