Helloooo

My name is Melissa and I am 30 years old until next month. (March) But I prefer to live in denial and say I am 25. I also like to think I am 150 pounds as well, then I look in the mirror and realize that denial is just a cruel cruel liar. *insert sob

Currently I am not working(since December) and that’s a whole story, but lets just say I am a service advisor (the person that says you need $$$$ of work on your car) on sabbatical after an attempt at ice skating on a shop floor. There was a wheee, quickly turned to a boom/crash and I found myself flat on my back looking at the ceiling of the shop. Remind me to haunt the dreams of whoever spilled coolant in the main walkway. 

Anyhoo, I learned that even having a decent amount of junk in the trunk doesn’t break your fall and keep you from getting hurt…. Like what the hell. #rude

So mostly a broken human over here that can’t sit or stand for long periods of time (10-20 min max) and doctors don’t know what’s going on…. so that’s been an adventure… Also, currently as of today 2/10/24 I am 24 weeks preggo with my first kiddo!

Its a boyyyyyyy!!!

I am both nervous and beyond excited to be a boy mom! Is it bad to admit I’m also scareddddd….

I have a wonderful amazing man in my life, thank the good Lord! After a failed attempt at a marriage, and a few year intermission to a circus full of clowns dressed in red, I finally found my other half.

I could write a whole book on how this man loves me! The phrase “if he wanted to he would” is such a true statement. #worththewait

I am a doggo mama to 3 beautiful dogs! Weston is 8 (golden retriever), Tanner is 7 (golden retriever), and Leo is 3 (great dane/mastiff). 

I love crafting and will link my Etsy page if you wanna snoop and see what I currently have up. Also my Pinterest page has a ton of ideas of things I make or wanna make if you wanna follow and get inspired! 

I also am a closet nerd and love to game…. shhhhh don’t tell anyone

I love British cottage themed decor, the 1950s, Jane Austin, hiking, guns, and old musicals. Aka I’m a hodge podge of interests. 

• Favorite Movie – My Fair Lady/Sound of Music

• Favorite TV Show – Psych

• Dream Car – Lifted F350 King Ranch in matte army green

• Dream Vacation – Go to England!!!

• Dream Place to Live – 1000 acres in Kentucky!

• Places Lived – Washington State – Costa Rica – North Carolina – Ohio – Georgia – South Carolina 

• Favorite Alcoholic Drink – Lemonade with Lemon Vodka (Thank me later #yourewelcome)

I have a Rae Dunn mug (I have to many) that says “Hot Mess” and I like to think that is currently the theme of my life. And by “Hot” I don’t mean sexy and pretty, I mean like the house is on damn fire and everything is burningggggg. lmaoooo 

But I also thank God that He gave me a solid sense of humor! So get ready for a ton of terrible jokes and laughing at myself and just remember its better then crying! 

Ok, love you byeee

My Etsy Link

My Pinterest